i just realized that fucking ross geller got tenure in the field of paleontology at, like, age 30? and must’ve been hired at that tenure track position in his mid-20s? how was he so young? how old was he when he got his PhD? did he just… get a job after graduating without even doing a postdoc? is this what the 90s were like? fuck the 90s. fuck ross geller. fuck the way rachel got that coffee shop job with no experience
"Some stuff you leave there. Other stuff you bring back It’s our job to figure out how to carry it. Is it gonna be in a big suitcase or in a little man-purse? It’s up to you.”
even when im not laying facedown on the floor literally, i am always laying facedown on the floor figuratively. in my heart or whatever.
via The Huffington Post.
bobs burgers is an example of how fucking funny things can be when yoU ACTUALLY UTALISE YOUR FEMALE CHARACTERS FOR COMEDY INSTEAD OF HAVING THEM STAND THERE ROLLING THEIR EYES
DO YOU SEE
agents of shield re-watch: 1x05
girl in the flower dress — "You can’t save someone from themselves, sir. You can if you get to them early enough.”
Always so perceptive about everyone but yourself.
Beautiful gif set!!! Love it.
tonight make me unstoppable
and i will charm, i will slice
i will dazzle, i will outshine you all
IM SO PISSED THAT IM ONLY NOW REALIZING THAT CAP’S FIRST OUTFIT WERE JUST BOOTY SHORTS OVER TIGHTS
I just realized that the lack of acceptance for asexuals is literally the dumbest thing.
Like, you can’t handle the thought of two dudes kissing? Okay you’re dumb and terrible whatever.
But you can’t handle the idea… Of someone… Not kissing anyone? What are you worried about? They’re gonna eat too much mac n cheese?? Draw too many dinosaurs??? Tell me